Lookin’ Back: Sniper 2
Movie Star Tom Berenger just got back from the supermarket. Got myself a nice selection of cold cuts, some crusty rye bread, a dozen extra large eggs, some vitamin d, Wheaties, Guldon’s Mustard, a pound of bacon, and some a them Little Debbie Nutty Bars. Movie Star Tom Berenger ain’t much for sweets, I ain’t no fag, but I like to keep ‘em on hand in case a gal needs some energy during a marathon ball session.
The bagger looked a bit like that brother, Bokeem Woodbine. Movie Star Tom Berenger did a job with the kid on Sniper 2, where I reprised my role as ex-marine Thomas Beckett. Which is a cool sounding name.
‘Keem liked to think he was some sorta cocksmith. Always pulling out his joint for a gag and chasing the catering staff around. Nice enough fella, but there’s no need to act like some stupid animal when you’re earning a wage. Movie Star Tom Berenger is a professional actor and the only time my 4.5 inches of erect penis is out, is when it’s in, if you catch my drift.
Most of the young actors out there are either some sorta science god freak, some sorta fag, or Tom Cruise. Ain’t no class in this business nowadays.
Erika Marozsan was the main gal on 2. Pretty smokin’ little piece, but wouldn’t let Movie Star Tom Berenger so much as give her a cervical exam. I think she was smugglin’ that animal Bokeem’s pipe, so I ain’t want nothin’ to do in her unders anyhow. It ain’t no race thing, Movie Star Tom Berenger pals around with some brothers, I’m just not big on leftovers.
Movie Star Tom Berenger was more than fine with his performance in Sniper 2, but post really cut it to hell like a 5 dollar crack whore in a Spanish neighborhood. I wouldn’t waste your time on it. ‘Keem didn’t really have the chops. Come to think of it, he mighta actually been the fella baggin’ my groceries. Probably why my eggs got crushed.
So folks, that’s all I got on Sniper 2. I’m Movie Star Tom Berenger.